Characters

andy- boy
deanne- girl
bi-polar bear- a mean vicious bear who feels really bad about how many people he's killed and eaten.
tequila mockingbird- a mexican humingbird who tells mexican humingbird jokes
gary higgins- who lovi dove is screwing and getting her weed from.
mr. pinch- a lobster. Tequila calls him Senor Pinche
grand theft otter- "I'm not a raccoon"

more to come